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She’s been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she’s very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I’ve been Earth’s one and only… Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she’s been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren’t giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they’ve added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don’t interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her*
Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he’s dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can’t save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people’s hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can’t, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor’s heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That’d be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How’s the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don’t mess with my time off :p
Why are people tagging this ’#wonder sparkle princess’ like that’s a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?
Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!
She isn’t 29 years old. She’s been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she’d be 43.
Just fyi for everyone the new strain DOES have the capability to do breakthrough infections (meaning if you’ve had your shots or COVID within the last two or three months you can get it again - only 2 confirmed cases in the US as of this morning though), no we don’t know if the new vaccine coming in September will be protective enough, and yes a lot of our overarching medical bodies are letting us doctors know that those who are elderly and/or are immunocompromised should be wearing a mask.
If you have had COVID at any point - congratulations, you are immunocompromised! You are a high-risk individual if you have had COVID.
You should be wearing a mask. You should be considering how to reduce your risk. There are many tools and strategies we did not have in 2020.
And for clarity’s sake - all strains have had breakthrough potential. The new strains are largely unrecognizable to your body’s immune system, so breakthrough potential is much, much higher.
COVID does increasing amounts of damage every time you get it, and many “healthy people” become seriously disabled after their third infection.
The state does not care anymore (if you live in the US). Please take care of yourselves as best you can.
You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN
I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.
My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.
“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me
genres people have said are the worst in response to this (including the deleted comment section)
FYI house is mostly german, and country is derived from bluegrass which is mountainy white music derived from irish music. And Dudubstep is from a few south Londoner teens.
you think the banjo came from ireland you dumb mother fucker?
as someone super into dance music and who actually puts a lot of effort into learning about the music i listen to, people like netherator genuinely infuriate me
house started and was popularized in clubs in chicago. the djs and clubbers were largely queer black men. house takes a ton of inspiration from disco, jazz, and dub
dubstep is a fusion genre of dub and 2-step garage, both of which were pioneered by poc artists. “south londoner teens” erases all of the history that sculpted the genre and culture around it. the “dubstep” netherator is probably talking about is probably actually “brostep” which was popularized by skrillex (please watch “all my homies hate skrillex” by timbah.on.toast)
we would not have dance music without poc artists
BLUEGRASS??? BLUEGRASS IS “WHITE MUSIC?” FUCKING BLUEGRASS???
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